I feel like I’m back in the industry. My liver thought it was clear but nope, can’t say no to free booze.
Every time any of the Wiebes (not Katie, the other ones) post a status they should get punched in the face. It’s like they are having a feud to show who is the most retarded. None of them should be allowed to reproduce. Especially Evan.
Every time any of the Wiebes (not Katie, the other ones) post a status they should get punched in the face. It’s like they are having a feud to show who is the most retarded. None of them should be allowed to reproduce.
I win.
Mom: well…this is pretty gross
Dad: what the hell are you doing in there?
Mom: opening up the turkey’s ass.
I don’t think Easter dinner is going to be the same this year with my mom cooking instead.
Worst cold ever out of nowhere. Blarg.
Why brain? Why?
Can someone please tell me why some guys think buying a girl a drink means she is his all night? It’s a hiball, not a ring.
Longest workday ever. Ready to get super smashed tonight.
The Glo interactive nightlight has removable illuminated Glo balls that fade to dark after 30 minutes. They have nothing electronic in them so they don’t get warm and they won’t break.
(via rebbeccah)
